If a man should start wet shaving
On a tube train at half eight
The carriage would be horrified
I would at any rate.
But girls with pasty faces
Are regularly to be seen
Inflicting complete strangers
To their whole makeup routine
I don't want to have to worry
If eye-liner goes on straight
If you need to wear foundation
Then don't get up so late
Use your bathroom mirror - please................
Yes!!! Very witty and very much accords with my own feelings on the matter.
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