Tomorrow I'll travel along the M4
With three other pilgrims I am venturing far
Beyond the metropolis
Avoiding the service cafes as we drive
Our in-car refreshments will help us survive
Without a risky pitstop
Bridging the waters with much trepidation
Forced to pay tolls to enter the Welsh nation
What one does for family!
Maybe this once the rain will not fall
The sun will shine in Cardiff and we all have a ball
But I'm not banking on it!