A TIME AND A PLACE

If a man should start wet shaving
On a tube train at half eight
The carriage would be horrified
I would at any rate.

But girls with pasty faces
Are regularly to be seen
Inflicting complete strangers
To their whole makeup routine

I don't want to have to worry
If eye-liner goes on straight
If you need to wear foundation
Then don't get up so late

Use your bathroom mirror - please................